Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Cowboy Ten Commandments

Through a strange turn of events involving a co-worker's high school classmate's Facebook friend request (everyone still with me?), I happened upon this interesting eBay item: a t-shirt with a cowboy's version of the ten commandments on it. In case you can't read the teeny-squeezy font, I have dictated below.

1. Just one God
2. Honer yer Ma and Pa
3. No tellin' tales or gossipin'
4. Git yerself to Sabbath meetin'
5. Put nothin' before God
6. No foolin' around with another feller's gal
7. No killin'
8. Watch yer mouth
9. Don't take what ain't yers
10. Don't be hankerin' fer yer buddy's stuff

Now all of you cowpokes reading my blog have a perfect birthday gift idea!

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